it’s mick jagger’s birthday
The lightning is EXTRA bad this year here in Florida. It’s kind of scary.
Seems to be a recurring theme the world over this summer. We’ve had the worst storms here in the UK for decades.
its dead week
my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito
she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
i’ve decided to join her
burritos don’t have to take tests
Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?
those are taquitos
those are our children
why are you having children with your sister